Mean Girls Script SCENE 1: Cady: Hi. I don't know if anyone told you about me. I'm a new student here. My name is Cady Heron. Janice: You don't wanna sit there. Kristen Hadley's boyfriend is gonna sit there. (Cady moves to another chair) Janice: He farts a lot. Mrs Duvall: Hey, everybody. Cady: Oh, God, I'm so sorry. Transcript of A Sociological Analysis of Mean Girls. In reference to Mean Girls, functionalist would view all of the different groups in this movie as necessary to the functionality of high school. There are many different groups in the movie, for example the lunchroom scene shows us these separate groups. In the movie, the most popular group would be the plastics, with Regina George as their leader.
'Mean Women' changed ten this past week, so we got to shape out a method to link it to songs.
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INT. CAFETERIA - Time
CADY HERON clutches her tray like the Simple Ladies in series behind her clutch their CLUTCHES.
She measures past the cashier, looking at the SEA OF STUDENTS before her. Cady can be concerned but wide-eyed, like an actress who offers however to get into REHAB.
She starts to walk, looking for a seat. What Janis acquired informed her previous finally clicked in her head:
JANIS (V.U.)
Where you sit in the cafeteria is usually important, because you've got everybody generally there. You've got your freshman, you've got your Asian nerds.
Where you sit in the cafeteria is usually important, because you've got everybody generally there. You've got your freshman, you've got your Asian nerds.
Cady walks past a group of ASIAN STUDENTS poring over a collection of geometry problems.
JANIS (Sixth is v.U.)
Your cool Asians.
Your cool Asians.
The following desk seats the entire WU-TANG Group.
JANIS (Sixth is v.O.)
Varsity jocks.
Varsity jocks.
JUELZ SANTANA, JIM JONES, and FREEKEY ZEEKEY sit down around a desk in QUINTUPLE-XL THROWBACK JERSEYS. Camera'RON wears an OVERSIZED PINK LETTERMAN JACKET.
JANIS (Sixth is v.O.)
Desperate wannabes.
Desperate wannabes.
Teen BUCK sits solely with a dyes guide.
JANIS (Sixth is v.O.)
.and the worst. Beware of the Plastics.
.and the worst. Beware of the Plastics.
GRETCHEN WIENERS, KAREN SMITH, and REGINA GEORGE hold on courtroom in the middle of the lunch time room. No a single dares approach their desk.
JANIS (V.O.)
If you want to survive at North Shore-
If you want to survive at North Shore-
Cady is usually clicked out of her trance.
A Younger Guy in a navy azure University t-shirt and six Christ Items taps Cady on her shoulder. It't KANYE WEST.
KANYE WEST
Hey, we're performing a lunchtime survey of fresh learners. Can you answer a few questions?
Hey, we're performing a lunchtime survey of fresh learners. Can you answer a few questions?
CADY
Um, okay.
Um, okay.
KANYE WEST
Is your muffin buttered?
Is your muffin buttered?
At a nearby table, RHYMEFEST snickers. Normal slaps him.
CADY
What?
What?
KANYE Western world
Would you including us to assign somebody to butter your muffin?
Would you including us to assign somebody to butter your muffin?
CADY
My what?
My what?
The Plastics have got had more than enough.
REGINA (to Cady)
Is usually he bothering you?
Is usually he bothering you?
CADY
Not really really-
Not really really-
REGINA
Kanye, why are usually you like a skeeze?
Kanye, why are usually you like a skeeze?
KANYE Western
I'michael just attempting to bring that actual soul back again to the game.
I'michael just attempting to bring that actual soul back again to the game.
Gretchen plays with her tresses, attempting to become discreet. To Kanye:
GRETCHEN
You had been intended to contact me.
You had been intended to contact me.
REGINA
You do not arrive to a party at my house with Gretchen and after that leave Swing voicemails from my mom and dad' mobile phone the whole period.
You do not arrive to a party at my house with Gretchen and after that leave Swing voicemails from my mom and dad' mobile phone the whole period.
REGINA (to Cady)
Perform you desire to have got intercourse with him?
Perform you desire to have got intercourse with him?
CADY
No say thanks to you.
No say thanks to you.
REGINA
Great, so it's satisfied.
Great, so it's satisfied.
Gretchen can be attempting to undress Kanye with her eye. Kanye simply looks confused.
REGINA (CONT'N)
You can go shave your back today.
You can go shave your back today.
Dejected, Kanye becomes to walk apart. Under his breath:
KANYE Western
I wasn't actually spitting game; I was scrimmaging.
I wasn't actually spitting game; I was scrimmaging.
FADE TO Dark.
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